Spittin' (Bible) Verses

People, My Peoples:

The next time your pastor, that wo/man of the clothe, the earthly representative of all that is holy and Christ-like, comes at you preaching about how homosexuality, gay marriage, gay adoption, all things gay are evil, and spits Leviticus 20:13

"If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."

and Romans 1:26-27

"Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion."

or any other Bible verse, please quote Genesis 9:20-27 back at them:

20 And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:
21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
26 And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
27 God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

Yes, it's the dreaded curse of the Son of Ham, which many of their white, preaching counterparts used against our ancestors to justify enslaving our black asses. They, of course, will say, "No, that's different. Homosexuality is a sin." To which you could and should reply that their Christian brethren used Genesis 9:20-27 as proof-positive that blackness itself was a sin. In fact, you can amend, "Some still preach that today."

Hmmm ....