This past weekend, former Alaska governor, Sarah Palin, went down to Florida for the Orange County Republican Party's annual Lincoln Day fundraiser to heckle that district's Democratic rep. Alan Grayson, letting off such barbs as "I won't say anything about Alan Grayson that can't be said around children." But, like any good performer, Grayson had a few gems of his own up his sleeve for the aspiring heckler. This being the best one:
"Scientists are studying Sarah Palin's travel between Alaska and Florida carefully. They hope to learn more about the flight patterns of that elusive migratory species, the wild Alaskan dingbat."
After this health insurance reform bill passes, Grayson plans to tour this nation's comedy clubs. Check his website for tour dates in a town near you.