Thursday, January 14, 2010

Pat Robertson: "Haiti Made a Deal with the Devil"

Yes, that same "man of God" who said that 9/11 happened because:

"We have sinned against Almighty God, at the highest level of our government, we've stuck our finger in your eye. The Supreme Court has insulted you over and over again, Lord. They've taken your Bible away from the schools. They've forbidden little children to pray. They've taken the knowledge of God as best they can, and organizations have come into court to take the knowledge of God out of the public square of America."

while his boy, Jerry Falwell, pointed the finger at all "the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America" has now declared that the wrath of God has struck Haiti because they "made a deal with the Devil" back during their revolution in the early 1800s.

Here, watch for yourself:

Of course, this "keeper of the faith" has failed to tell his teleparishioners about how he has taken their divinely-inspired contributions to make very earthly, very real deals with more than one devil himself.

Why don't you tell them about your Freedom Gold Limited and how you cut deals with Liberia's Charles Taylor while he was conducting his genocidal war in Liberia?

Or how about the deals you cut with one of Africa's bloodiest dictators, then-Zaire's Mobutu Sese Seko, to mine diamonds from that poverty- and terror-struck nation?

Tell them how you took their donations they gave you to use in the service of God and used your tax-exempt Operation Blessing planes to send "relief aid" to those Zairian diamond mines?

Will you confess to them how you abandoned your Mobutu-Devil after decades of "friendship" for the new Kabila-Devil when it looked like the latter was going to win Zaire's civil war and you might lose your diamond mines?

I know that confession is a Catholic thing, and your brand of Religious Righteousness is some sort of bastardized version of ... of ...?

But you oughtta try it, Pat. Have that Jimmy Swaggart moment. Go before your "church." Tell them how you've sinned. How you've slept with so many devils so many times that they've named an STD after you in Hell.

Actually, skip all that. Just rot in hell, you hypocritical, debased, bigoted bastard!

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