Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Happy Birfday, Mista Prezidant!!!

I know I have the tendency to look at the world through onyx-tinted glasses, but I swear to God I haven't seen this many attacks this early on any American President since I've been alive. So, while The Big Brother is being attacked for being a socialist, a witch doctor, Heath Ledger's joker, hating America, hating white people, being born in Honolulu, Kenya, killing Vince Foster and the Archduke Ferdinand, starting the Weather Underground when he was 8, and palling around with Osama bin Laden, I hope today, on his birthday, President Obama does not forget the wise words of his favorite rapper. Just in case he has, I hope he comes to Tome, reads the Health Care Stories project, and watches this video.

1 comment:

nunya said...

" Free cake.
At least if you're in DC.

Although the free cake is in honor of President Obama's birthday, the commander-in-chief isn't paying for the dessert.

Relax. Neither are your tax dollars.

Instead, Domino's Pizza is picking up the tab.

Today, Domino's is launching a new dessert, the Chocolate Lava Crunch Cake.

President Barack Obama's birthday present to himself: Celebrates 48th by bowling 144 "