Thursday, December 18, 2008

Happy Birthday, 13th Amendment

That's right, you did it. One hundred and forty-three years old. A lot of us thought you'd never even make it to adulthood. Hell, for most of your life, people were surprised to see that you were still even around. And now look at ya! You see what your boy done did? Things are definitely looking up. Take care of yourself, baby.

On this day, in 1865, the Thirteen Amendment, forever abolishing slavery in these United States of America, was signed into law.

Did you hear that, all you mainstream rappers and ghetto lit "authors"?

YOU ... ARE ... FREE!!!

Now, start fucking acting like it ... Toby.

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