Chris Wallace Goes All N.W.A.

You remember the NWA classic, "A Bitch Is a Bitch"? Well, I doubt Chris Wallace does, but he sure sounds like one whining about how Obama's skipping him on his Sunday talk show circuit.



Hm ... I wonder why Obama would want to skip Fox ...



Speaking of bitch which, funny how Beck keeps claiming that almost 2 million people showed up at the DC teabagging protest last weekend ...



... and yet his own Fox cohorts say there were only 70,000.

As with most things Fox spews ... something just don't add up here.

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Universal Health Care Is Black Genocide, Part II

Back in my heady, leftist days in the '90s, I used to joke that I'd leave the country the day the US elected a black president because white folks had figured out a way to kill us black people and they wanted a brother to pull it off (yeah, I was full of the jokes back then). Little did I know how right I was. And how could I have ever figured out that the instrument of this Black Genocide would be Universal Health Care? And I would've never guessed in a million years that Glenn Beck would be the White Messiah who would save us from this dastardly, bastardly plot.




Orrrrrr ...

Maybe Beck is trying to prove to his fleeing sponsors that he's not a racist at all. "See, some of my best friends are black."

And apparently just as wacked in the head as he is. Apparently, Armstrong Williams was off somewhere hitting on his male interns; Ward Connerly was confused screaming, "What? Who's black? My grandmother's Dutch!"; and Bishop Harry Jackson was too busy mumbling his own genocidal exegesis to even be bothered.

So, Glenn found this fool, Pastor Stephen Broden of the Fair Park Bible Fellowship Church to spew his "Obama's a socialist," "We black folks lubs us some Constitution, Mr. Charlie!" for our Savior and, "incidentally" plug his "documentary," Maafa 21, fully detailing BLACK GENOCIDE IN THE 21ST CENTURY!!!!



Forgive them, Lord, though they know exactly what they do.

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Talking Out One's Ass: Glenn Beck & Health Care -- Courtesy The Daily Show

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