You Know Where I'd Rather Be Today -- You Know, If I Were Single

That's Right -- Hipi-Hopi Hiu




I mean, they just broke the record for "world's skimpiest G-string." (I didn't even know there was a competition.)



And President Lula's out there throwing out the ultimate crowd pleasers, condoms!

Talk about a friggin' party!



Happy Mardi Gras, Yall!