Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Barack Obama: Messiah or ... Anti-Christ?! (Cue Ominous Music)

On the Messiah Side:



No, heathens, you are not mistaken: the background song is indeed a riff on Sanctuary. They've just changed the lyrics a bit. After all, "Lord, prepare me to be a sanctuary, pure and holy, tried and true" would be a bit much--even for Obama worshippers.



And now, On the Anti-Christ Side:

I found this on injesus.com. Apparently, it's circulating around "Christian" in-boxes around the country.

Block African witchcraft curses against McCain and Palin NOW!
Jim Bramlett
Sep 28 2008 04:12PM


Dear friends:

THIS IS EXTREMELY SERIOUS.

Minutes ago I spoke with friend Dr. Norman G. Marvin, M.D. and he is so concerned at what he has learned about Barack Obama's family in Kenya that he is calling a special prayer meeting in his home to pray against the witchcraft curses attempted by them against John McCain and Sarah Palin.

Dr. Marvin sent me the below e-mail from Flo Ellers. Flo is credentialed with the International Fellowship of Ministries which is based in Washington State. She is also a member of EndTime Handmaidens and Servants of Jasper, Arkansas.

IF YOU KNOW HOW TO DO SPIRITUAL WARFARE, PLEASE PRAY TODAY AND CONTINUALLY THAT ALL SUCH CURSES BE BROKEN AND SATAN'S PLAN FOR AMERICA BE DEFEATED, IN JESUS' NAME. PRAY AND COVER MCCAIN AND PALIN WITH THE BLOOD OF CHRIST. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DO SPIRITUAL WARFARE, IT IS TIME YOU LEARN!!!

Jim
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From Flo Ellers. Excerpt. (Emphasis supplied in bold and underlines.)

Two days ago, I listened to a 9-6-08 message by Bree Keyton, a young woman evangelist who had just traveled to Kenya and visited Obama's home village and what she found out about his relations with his tribal people was chilling. And his "cousin" Odinga was dreadful. She said the witches, warlocks and those involved in satanism and the occult get up daily at 3 a.m. to release curses against McCain and Palin so B. Hussein Obama is elected.

Bree Keyton told the tribal "Christians" you are NOT Christian if you practice "tribalism" where they do voodoo to conjure up a goddess spirit or a "genie" and then come to church on Sunday to worship Jesus! What she discovered there is apparent in most churches around the world; namely, mixture in the church. Some renounced their devilish practices of blood covenant by killing sheep, goats, humans to be inducted into the tribe or to get a wife or to get revenge.

She said the current president of Kenya is a Christian. However, Obama's cousin Odinga ran aganist him and said he rigged the election and stirred up the masses to rape woman and boys, kill and burn and torture Christians, etc. until Obama contacted Condeleeza Rice and she granted Obama the right to contact Odinga and other ruling elders and he "convinced" them to stop terrorizing the Christians. Bree Keyton said the current Christian President was forced by our government (!) to "create" an office for Odinga (to make "peace") so he was made the Prime Minister (!) to make peace between the Christians and Odinga's Muslim religion!

Bree Keyton went and visited Obama's tribal people and she found out Obama is 75% Arab and his family are Muslims. Odinga is strill trying to become the President of Kenya. If he does, he will make a law forbidding all public preaching and institute Sharia Law. Bree K. said Odinga has made a pact with satan.

Bree K. also said when Obama visited his tribe in '06 and as late as Jan. '08 he went to every elder's home which has a "shrine" inside to worship the genie and asked for their blessing. She was told Obama and Odinga were both "destined" before they were born to be president/leader of their nation. They say "he is the chosen one". She said Obama's grandmother sacrificed a black and a white chicken to the "goddess of the river" so both whites and blacks will vote for Obama. All Islam loves and worships Obama. The world is mesmerized by him. Oprah's 200 million followers are out to elect Obama. Also, Dick Morris of Fox News was sent to Kenya to help Odinga run his campaign! I find that unbelievable.

The occultists are "weaving lazy 8's around McCain's mind to make him look confused and like an idiot". Bree K. said we need to break these curses off of him that are being sent from Kenya.

I read a portion of "Obama Nation" book and looked at several websites and found most of this information to be true, all except the curses part, of course....



What I don't understand is why they're so concerned. Sarah Palin's already been protected against witches.


2 comments:

TrueBlue said...

I always hated Precious Moments figurines and Thomas Kinckaid's "paintings," so I go thumbs-down on the pro-Obama ad. I couldn't watch it for more than 15 seconds for fear that it would turn me into a diabetic.

I looooooooove the antichrist stuff because it's so OUT THERE. It tells me that some white people, somewhere, are getting soul, because this is just as voodooey as anything I ever saw when I went on that voodoo tour in New Orleans.

But my favorite is the African witch hunter. Not just because he's a witch hunter, and not just because he's an African witch hunter, although that certainly helps because if you are going to have a witch hunter I firmly believe that it should be from a third-world or fourth-world place way, way, way far away.

Along those lines, the mountains of northern Burma would have been just as good, but if the guy came from there then he'd have needed to be some mixture of Chinese, Indian, and Shan, and there would have had to be snakes. And I don't like snakes very much, so I'll take the African witch hunter.

But the crowning touch was that the African witch doctor came to an oh-so-white Christian evangelical bible-thumpin' bad-music palest of paleface Alaskan megachurch. The only thing that was missing was a "snow machine," or maybe a helicopter wolf hunt, but with blow darts.

So, I vote for the witch hunter. He's my man. As for Sarah, once she's defeated and returns to Alaska to be impeached in the Troopergate scandal and needs a new career, I figure she is either going to be a spokeslady for Focus on the Family, which will entail a move to Colorado Springs without the part-Eskimo hubby, or I'll find myself in a strip club in Anchorage some day, and who will I see writhing on the pole?

Who needs the comics when you have the front page?

boukman70 said...

Holy Shi'ite, Batman!

I just looked at ellenhead's link. I have a feeling this nonsense just won't stop--even if (heaven forbid) Obama lost and will only get worse if he wins.